Vtipy anglicky

Nejlepší vtipy na každý den anglicky. Anglické vtipy. Nejlepší vtipy Zdeněk Izer. Vtip za stovku. Super kreslené a obrázkové vtipy. Aprílové vtipy. Vtip dne Petr Urban.

Nejlepší vtipy anglicky

  • 19.8.2012
I open a newspaper - Brezhnev. I open radio - Brezhnev. I open TV - Brezhnev. I am afraid to open the toilet.

Nejlepší vtipy anglicky

  • 19.8.2012
Fuck is easy, fuck is funny, many people fuck for money. If you think that fuck is funny, fuck yourself and save your money.
Antiradary, detektory policejních radarů a laserové rušičky - Více zde
Nejlepší legální pasivní antiradary a detektory policejních radarů do auta i na motorku. Přenosné i pevně zabudovatelné laserové rušičky (antilaser systémy). Neztrácejte body!

Nejlepší vtipy anglicky

  • 19.8.2012
Teacher: "What happened to your homework?" Jerry: "I made it into a paper plane, and somebody hijacked it!"

Nejlepší vtipy anglicky

  • 19.8.2012
Teacher: "Can you tell me about the Dead Sea?" Johnny: "I didn`t even know it was ill."

Nejlepší vtipy anglicky

  • 19.8.2012
In the USA, they have: Bill Clinton, Stevie Wonder, Bob Hope, Johny Cash. In Slovakia, they have: Vladimir Meciar, no wonder, no hope, no cash.
Chutné recepty, tipy na cvičení a hubnutí - Více zde
Zdravý dietní jídelníček, recepty Ládi Hrušky, rady pro cvičení doma a v posilovně a tipy na hubnutí.

Nejlepší vtipy anglicky

  • 19.8.2012
A Japanese came to Tatry and speaks with the Baca, about the martialarts. So baca asks: - Show me something, Japanese. OK, there is a swoosh, boom, and Baca falls on the ground. He opens his one eye, and asks: - Co to belo ? - Ka-ra-te. - Show me something else, Japanese. OK, there is a pull, a swoosh, a shout, boom, boom, and Baca lies on the grass. He opens one eye, and asks: - co to belo ? - Ju-ji-tsu. - Japanese - now I will show you something, OK ? OK, there is a swoosh, a thud, boom, the Japanese on the ground, telephone, signal, ambulance, hospital, insurance, second floor. On the next day, the Japanese opens one eye, and asks: - Co to belo? And Baca says: - Se-ke-ra!

Nejlepší vtipy anglicky

  • 19.8.2012
"I don`t want you using those bad words any more." "But, Mother, Shakespeare uses them." "Well, don`t play with him again."
Levná trička s vlastním originálním potiskem - Více zde
Pánská, dámská a dětská trička s vtipným potiskem a trička s potiskem každého sportu.

Nejlepší vtipy anglicky

  • 19.8.2012
A man was driving his car along the road in the countryside, when suddently a cock ran in fron of his car. Unfortunately he couldn`t stop in time and he ran over the cock. The man stopped his car and walked to the farmhouse nearby. "I`m terribly sorry," said the man. "But I`ve just killed your cock. I realise he must be very important to you so I`d like to replace him." "Thanks for your offer," said the farmer, "but I think I will go and buy another cock."

Nejlepší vtipy anglicky

  • 19.8.2012
Why does Hillary want to have sex with Bill every day at 5 am? She wants to make sure that she is the first lady.
Superhry online zdarma - Více zde
Nejlepší online hry zdarma. Chci si zahrát ihned!

Nejlepší vtipy anglicky

  • 19.8.2012
In the Sovetski Svaz two men meet in a prison. One asks: - How many years did they give you? - Five years. - What did you do? - Nothing! - You lying fu*king dog! For nothing, the Soviet Authorities give ten years!

Nejlepší vtipy anglicky

  • 19.8.2012
Teacher: "You can`t sleep in class." Girl: "No, but if you didn`t talk so loudly I could."
Antiradary, detektory policejních radarů a laserové rušičky - Více zde
Nejlepší legální pasivní antiradary a detektory policejních radarů do auta i na motorku. Přenosné i pevně zabudovatelné laserové rušičky (antilaser systémy). Neztrácejte body!

Nejlepší vtipy anglicky

  • 19.8.2012
Jack was living in Arizona during a heat wave when the following took place. "It´s just too hot to wear clothes today," complained Jack as he stepped out of the shower. "Honey, what do you think the neighbors would think if I mowed the lawn like this?" "Probably that I married you for your money."

Nejlepší vtipy anglicky

  • 19.8.2012
Customer: "I´ll have a hamburger, please." Waiter: "With pleasure." Customer: "No, with pickles and onions."

Nejlepší vtipy anglicky

  • 19.8.2012
An Arabian guy at the aeroport: Name? Ahmed al-Rhazib. Sex? Three to five times a week. No, no… I mean male or female? Male, female, sometimes camel. Holy cow! Yes, cow, sheep, animals in general. But isn’t that hostile? Horse style, doggy style, any style! Oh dear! No, no! Deer run too fast.
Levná trička s vlastním originálním potiskem - Více zde
Pánská, dámská a dětská trička s vtipným potiskem a trička s potiskem každého sportu.

Nejlepší vtipy anglicky

  • 19.8.2012
City lady: "Have you ever had any accidents?" Cowboy: "No, Ma´ am. Mind you, I was once kicked by a horse and bitten by a snake." City lady: "Good heavens! Don´t you call those accidents?" Cowboy: "No, Ma´ am.They dit it on purpsose."

Nejlepší vtipy anglicky

  • 19.8.2012
An artist asked the gallery owner if there had been any interest in his paintings which were on display at that time. "I have good news and bad news," the owner replied. "Okay. Let´s hear it," responded the artist. "Well, the good news is that a gentleman inquired about your work and wondered if it would appreciate in value after your death. When I told him it would, he bought all 15 of your paintings." "That´s wonderful," the artist exclaimed. "What´s the bad news?" "The guy said he was your doctor."